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Andre's Wedding Speech

Andre's Wedding Speech

Somewhere in this world there exists a photo of André wearing nothing but a red g-string. This raises four questions.

Firstly, why was André wearing a red g-string?
Second, what made André pose for the photograph?
Third, how did this photo survive all this time, without accidentally being damaged?
Finally, under what circumstances did André think that it was a good idea to tell others about the existence of this photo, and then ask one of these people to be his Best Man?

The answer to the first two questions is easy: love; nothing else can make a man do such stupid things, such as posing for a photo wearing only a red g-string. The photo survived until now because of trust; Patti will never hand over the photo despite how much the Best Man begs, whines, or pleads. Finally, André divulged this information because he is honest and open — and he was a little drunk at the time.

So a toast, to Patti and André and their love, trust and honesty...